Welcome to week…ah…week…oh who gives a shit what week this is for my Throw Oz Under the Bus Blog Challenge. The challenger is once again my good friend M. Elisabeth Howell. Her suggestion this time is wicked in its simplicity.

Why, and conversely, why not?

I just started writing and I have less than five minutes left.

Not gonna happen this time. Why? Because fuck it. Why not? Because I’m at Disneyland bitches!

Is that the train I’m gonna be thrown under I hear? Nope, that’s the monarail.


See you next week!